Our super duper schmuper mock draft

While it's a tad late, here it is. Since no one will read this most likely, this is more for seeing how accurate we are.

Rams – Sam Bradford – QB – Oklahoma
You can’t win without a franchise QB, so they draft him here in hopes he can get them out of this horrible losing culture they’ve taken on

Lions – Ndamukung Suh – DT – Nebraska
Just an absolute force and BPA for the needy Lions

Buccaneers – Gerald McCoy – DT - Oklahoma
They need a pass rush from the inside and McCoy fits the team perfectly. Brings another DT force to Tampa

Redskins – Trent Williams – OT – Oklahoma
He’s more athletic and fits in the zone blocking game better so the Redskins take him over the best OT.

Chiefs – Russell Okung – OT - Oklahoma State
The Chiefs get a gift with the best OT available. They need to protect their investment and pass on Berry to make sure of it.

Seahawks – Eric Berry – S – Tennessee
With so many needs, the Seahawks take the BPA. Berry will be a force for years to come

Browns – Joe Haden – CB – Florida
They did trade for Brown, but he’s getting older and Wright is very average. They get his shut down skills in a year or two.

Raiders – Mike Iupati – OG – Idaho
It’s Al Davis. He’ll do the expected and pick the unexpected.

Bills – Brian Bulaga – OT - Iowa
Face it, their line stinks. They need to rework it everywhere.

Jaguars – Derrick Morgan – DE – GT
With the trade of Groves, they especially need more pass rushers. Kampman is old and coming back from a serious injury while Harvey is ineffective.

Broncos – Rolondo McClain – LB – Alabama
They’re extremely weak here and spend a pick on McClain. Especially without the worry of Crohns disease, they take him as the best ILB. They consider Bryant, but don’t want to trade a diva for a diva.

Dolphins – Dan Williams – NT – Tennessee
They need help all along the front 5 guys. So they attempt to work inside out and get the best pure NT in the draft.

49ers – Jimmy Clausen – QB – ND
They get a franchise QB with moxy. The 49ers are rumored to have some heavy interest in Clausen if he falls, so they take him here.

Seahawks – Charles Brown – OT – USC
In a sort of shocking pick, they take Brown because of Carroll’s rots to USC. He can play LT in what is a glaring hole on the line.

Giants – CJ Spiller – RB – Clemson
They need a playmaker out of what was once a very strong RB corp. But Jacobs is slowing down and Bradshaw is getting injured.

Titans – Jason Pierre-Paul – DE – USF
They need a pass rush on the ends badly, so they take the athletic freak who has the potential to be a 10+ sack a year guy.

49ers – Anthony Davis – OT – Rutgers
Like the Falcons a few years ago, they draft their future QB and T together. Clausen dies a little bit less than he normally would next year.

Steelers – Maurkice Pouncey – C/G – Florida
This may seem a little high, but he can play guard or center in a pinch and will help their very weak OL.

Falcons – Sean Weatherspoon – LB – Missouri
They team Weatherspoon with Curtis Lofton to start up a great young LB corp. 2 strong leaders on the D.

Texans – Kyle Wilson – CB – Boise State
They desperately need a CB and pass on Thomas for the best corner behind Joe Haden.

Bengals – Earl Thomas – FS – Texas
It was tough to decide on Bryant or Thomas, but the team takes Thomas’ playmaking ability in the secondary to give us the best in the league.

Patriots – Dez Bryant – WR – Oklahoma State
He’s the BPA, period.

Packers – Sergio Kindle – OLB – Texas
They need another pass rusher opposite Matthews since they lost Kampman. The D starts to become ridiculously scary.

Eagles – Taylor Mays – SS/WLB – USC
They draft him and decide on which of these two positions he would play…and they let him free. They find every use of his athletic talent as possible

Ravens – Jermaine Greshem – TE – Oklahoma
They need a TE as Heap is getting older and more ineffective. The goal this offseason is to surround Flacco with weapons, and they have done more than that.

Cardinals – Brandon Graham – OLB – Michigan
The Cards need some more help in the front 7 and Graham has done nothing but produce at Michigan. They would prefer an ILB, but there are no highly rated ones available

Cowboys – Bruce Campbell – OT – Maryland
They have said they like Doug Free, but they draft Campbell to be sure Romo has protection for a SB run. One can kick inside to guard if need be.

Chargers – Ryan Matthews – RB – Fresno State
Chargers need a top RB. They know it, we know it, a 5 year old knows it. They pick the best RB available here

Jets – Jared Odrick – DE – Penn State
With the best 3-4 OLBs out, they get someone to help hold up and get some inside push. Jerry Hughes is also an option here, but they decide to go with interior help.

Vikings – Devin McCourty – CB – Rutgers
A physical presence at CB who can take over for Winfield when injuries finally completely derail his career. They need youth

Colts – Roger Saffold – OT- Indiana
The Colts do everything in their power to make sure Peyton is perfect, so they get him a LT for the next…however long he wants to play

Saints – Everson Griffen – DE – USC
The Saints need more pass rush to have any hopes of repeating as champs. So they take Griffen in hopes of his athleticism overcoming his sometimes lackadaisical effort

Rest of the Bengals mock:

Bengals 2nd Round – Carlton Mitchell - WR – USF
He’s a little bit of a reach here, but with other teams having heavy interest in him, the team drafts him a little bit high. He becomes a situational deep threat and soon takes over as the #3.

Bengals 3rd round – Akwasi Owusu-Ansah – CB – Indiana (PA)
We’re drafting him to play nickel corner. He’s a physical freak and could stand out here with Zimmer coaching him up. He could also take over as a starter if either Hall or Joseph get injured/don’t re-sign

Bengals 3rd round comp. – Anthony McCoy – TE - USC
He was reported to be one of this players that tested positive for drugs, so he’s a perfect pick for us on taking a character risk because he’s fallen a little bit. He has soft hands and can block well enough to be a good #2 TE

Bengals 4th round – Zane Beadles – OG – Utah
A solid player that can learn behind Bobbie. He’s also versatile enough to stay as a swing backup till he can take over.

Bengals 4th round comp. – Arthur Jones – DT- Syracuse
With the depth on the DL, he falls here and he instantly becomes our 4th DT that can move to UT when Tank leaves

Bengals 5th round – Leigh Tiffin – K – Alabama
The Bengals need a kicker and just like last year, we draft the kicker in the 5th round. Tiffin is the best kicker in the draft and can make us forget about Shayne’s un-clutchness

Bengals 6th round – Sean Canfield – QB – Oregon State
A QB to possibly become Carson’s long term back-up. He’s not the best QB ever, but he can develop and Zampse reportedly loved the workout.

Bengals 7th round – Aaron Morgan – DE/OLB - Louisiana-Monroe
Marvin Raved on this kid and we love to draft tweeners. He can develop on the PS and possibly earn playing time next year

UDFAs – Anderson Russel – OSU
Austin English – Oklahoma
An OSU guy for you fans…and a LB that can compete with Dan Skuta for a last LB spot/PS